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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:24 am 
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You should all go to his house and confront him.

Make him listen to his dick. Then he'll know what to do.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:27 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:28 am 
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
This is one of many other times I have seen the topic of "not masturbating" or "not wanting to masturbate" being met with rather...strange and passionate reactions out of some members. Burnt has posted about this before and just about every time people bring up the futility of the endeavor and a rather long list of health benefits associated with masturbation.


I swear every time I walk in this thread I find something almost as awkward and disturbing as the last.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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it's called the TMI thread for a reason, panties

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Tune in next week where I confess that I rub my naked body on store front mannequins.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Those weren't mannequins~


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I could never mistake that chin for that of a cold lifeless representation of man.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
a cold lifeless representation of man.

Why are we talking about Spoony now


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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He always crops up.

Some things are just hard to let go, Chin.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Someone posted about an itch inside their dick a few pages back

oh god now I understand

jesus fuck that was unbearable

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I just feel so sorry for the hapless lurker that finds this thread.

Oh look a site called "Awkward Zombie" how keen

Oh haha these comics are pretty neato

Oh look a forum

Oh look general shenanigans what a quirky name for a subforum

Oh look a TMI thread I wonder what kind of jolly odd things these folks do

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Vaxidd8 wrote:
He always crops up.

Some things are just hard to let go, Chin.

You have to choose, Vax


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Which choice gives me good karma????

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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No joke, just before I made this account, I went through this entire thread. It only had like 300 pages back then, I think.

Reading about everyone's personal stuff made me want to join. It seemed wrong to lurk any more after knowing everything I knew.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Which choice gives me good karma????

Trick question

All choices give bad karma


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