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Oh don't tell me that Shazza's a dude.

I don't see how shazza's gender is relevant to the advice given to you.

Don't you know? Men can't give good advice. Ever. Sitcoms teach us that, and they're a-ok to get life values from.

Anyways, still a virgin (like anyone cares), not really all that interested in sex, nor have I been.

Plus, not knowing my sexuality... kinda doesn't help me get any closer to losing my virginity anyways.

I got an underarm rash the other day. daisies it, I hope I'm not allergic to these deoderants too...

Had to go through over 20 brands as a kid, I got horrible rashes, and this reminds me of that.

To make matters worse, I pulled a muscle that attaches to my sternum, so when I move my left arm, my armpit chafes, and when I move my right arm, the muscle in my chest pulls and instant pain.

I'm just a mess right now. :/

Well I'm 19 years old. I'm not losing my virginity any time soon, and I don't think that wanking should be a source of physical health for me, personally. There are plenty of other ways to keep my blood pressure low.

Just because "you don't think it should be" doesn't make it not.

It does a lot of really helpful shit, even helps prevent prostate cancer. It's a really, really bad idea to just stop completely.

well. dude doesnt have to masturbate if he doesnt want to. but you dont need to force yourself to stop; its not hurting you or anything.

Prostate cancer is something that men over-the hill should worry about, not young adults. There are plenty of other preventative measures for it.

It's better for you in more than just that way but what do I know I am a woman


Obviously you can do what you want but I guess we all just find it rather unnecessary

>give really good reasons why fapping is healthier than not fapping

>"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT"

I am not making excuses. I am saying that there are other ways to reap the physical benefits that masturbation gives you. I would prefer those methods rather than simply whacking off.

Why not combine them Burnt?

Also Lots and LOTS of vibrators.

Also I will add before I drop it that right now is the best time to start caring about your health because right now is when you can take preventative measures to keep yourself from developing major issues when you get to be "old." Sure you won't get prostate cancer or heart disease when you're a teenager (most likely,) but keeping yourself healthy and exercising (in every sense of the word,) will help keep you from getting prostate cancer or heart disease or whatever else as an adult.

True there are other ways to achieve the same benefits but masturbating is probably the easiest way to get them and it feels pretty daisies good. But if you'd rather run miles or whatever feel free to do so. Never said you couldn't, just confused as to why you would.

Why not just do both? That's like the people that think they can pig out on food "as long as they exercise" or can get out of doing exercise "by going on a diet".

Also, prostate cancer appears in old men, but repeated use of the prostate (through periodic ejaculation) helps decrease the chances of prostate cancer later in life. I'd rather rub the magic lamp every once in awhile than have a better chance of having cancer up my booty.