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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:01 am 
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Is that possible?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:06 am 
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BurntToShreds wrote:
Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.

I don't know why you're doing that, but I gotta say: it's stupid. Nothing wrong with fapping here and there.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:10 am 
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Well, good luck with that, Burnt.
I wonder how long it'll take until I hear the cracking of your willpower.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:13 am 
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:
Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.

I don't know why you're doing that, but I gotta say: it's stupid. Nothing wrong with fapping here and there.

In fact it's fucking good for you

Prevents all kinds of diseases and shit and keeps you from getting blue balls

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:13 am 
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BurntToShreds wrote:
Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.


I don't think it works that way.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:28 am 
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I wonder if it has similar advantages for women.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Syobon wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:
Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.


I don't think it works that way.


Well, I once never felt the need to fap. If I go long enough, maybe I won't feel the need any more; going cold turkey and such.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:52 am 
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And then one day you'll be browsing the Internet and BAM porn on your browser and hand in your trousers.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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BurntToShreds wrote:
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BurntToShreds wrote:
Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.


I don't think it works that way.


Well, I once never felt the need to fap. If I go long enough, maybe I won't feel the need any more; going cold turkey and such.

It doesn't work that way. Do yourself a favor and have a session some times.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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BurntToShreds wrote:
Syobon wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:
Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.


I don't think it works that way.


Well, I once never felt the need to fap. If I go long enough, maybe I won't feel the need any more; going cold turkey and such.


If by once you mean before puberty, you may need to think this through again.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yeah feeling the urge to masturbate is seriously a natural and proper thing your body does. Sure you CAN stop, but it's actually pretty unhealthy to, especially if you had been doing it regularly and then suddenly stopped. The only time masturbation is unhealthy is if you're doing it so much you actually start causing yourself pain or wear yourself to the point of exhaustion. I'm talking like 7, 8, 9, 10+ times a day. If that's the case, then sure trying to cut back will be the right thing to do, but if you are just feeling bad for masturbating a couple times a day...don't.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Anyone who masturbates 10 times a day has way too much time on his hands. Time and other stuff, I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Shazza, you don't even have a prostate, why is this so important to you?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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rofl WOW

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Not fapping making the urge to fap go away is about as likely as not having sex making the urge to have sex go away.


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