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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:43 am 
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Okay for serious.

Sex SHOULD be between two people who care and more importantly TRUST each other.
My only sex has been night nighters but..I'd like to have sex with a significant other.
Having sex with people at parties or whatever isn't necessarily bad, in fact it's a good way to raise self esteem in some cases.
By all means have sex with some pretty girls you meet.
But don't be a doucher, find someone you care for.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:46 am 
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Sorry bro no offence to you or your way

But that seems like a crumby way to "raise self esteem"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:47 am 
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Well I noticed I thought I didn't look so disgusting after I lost my virginity.
I know it's pathetic, but oh well.

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I agree with everyone else I guess.
It is something that should be explored, enjoyed, and discussed openly. But it needs to be done with someone you trust but maybe not necessarily love, and be done safely and maturely.

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Like I said, I put a lot of value on sex. I am one of those people that once I fall in love with you then it's pretty much completely and eternally and I refuse to actually say "I love you" until I am 100% certain I mean it. It means a lot more to me than it does to most people. I wouldn't have sex with anyone I didn't love. I'm not a very...I don't want to say promiscuous but I'm not someone who dates for fun. To me dating = "going steady" or w/e they call it now. Basically if I'm dating someone then they're Tuxedo Mask and I expect us to be monogamous. I take relationships super srsly and I've only ever had two boyfriends and didn't start dating the first one til I was 17 I think? So pretty old haha. I see sex as like that last step in really showing the other person you totally trust and love them and is not taken lightly by me AT ALL. In fact nothing about relationships is taken lightly by me at all. I'm an all or nothing kinda person when it comes to that stuff.

Tuxedo Mask pretty much feels the same way as I do, but he actually lost his virginity to a friend of his and only because for some reason decided she wanted in his pants and she pretty much forced herself on him and while he never told her no he never really wanted to. Does this sound like rape to anyone else? He regretted letting her do that to him for years because he wanted his first time to be with a significant other. But she was gross apparently (he makes very disgusted faces whenever he mentions her hahaha)

He doesn't hold anything against her and just regards it as a bad mistake but bluurughgh I can't help but want to punch the bitch in the teeth because the situation totally does not seem consentual and appropriate to me and it makes me mad

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:48 am 
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goddamn vibrators are expensive

"oh this looks good OH IT'S 90 FUCKING DOLLARS"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:36 am 
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the skin in my mouth is like..Peeling. like. yiu know how sunburn peel?

that is currently the inside of my mouth.


Also going back like 5-6 pages, I'm Not a virgin. Lost it way too young. Not consentual. oh well.

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Still got my v card although I've had some

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I think me and a girl are set for each other, it's just our scheduels are so fucked right now. But we're going to Prom so shrug


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:08 am 
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Crispy wrote:
the skin in my mouth is like..Peeling. like. yiu know how sunburn peel?

that is currently the inside of my mouth.

I chew the inside of my cheeks and lips so I always get peely skin in my mouth.

I uh, I eat it. :psyduck:

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Rullett wrote:
Crispy wrote:
the skin in my mouth is like..Peeling. like. yiu know how sunburn peel?

that is currently the inside of my mouth.

I chew the inside of my cheeks and lips so I always get peely skin in my mouth.

I uh, I eat it. :psyduck:

I do this too.
My dentist dreads going in my mouth because she's like "your cheeks are uneven and it's weird"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:22 am 
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Lawl. Not gonna deny. I am also guilty of this.


no. I mean like
Since I got my piercing I've stopped doing that for the most part.
Like Last night I brushed my teeth and rinsed with my mouthwash LIKE EVERY NIGHT
Except last night the skin just started peeling off the inside of my mouth. the SAME THING happened this morning after I brushed and stuff. this has NEVER happened before and now i cant stop peeling/gnawing the inside of my mouth

fuck.

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I'm not reading back that far, but weren't you the guy who ate all those Warheads?
Them things be rough when you get to the kinda-sour-almost-sweet stage, that's probably why.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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:U that was komo. not me.

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Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.

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You can do it, Burnt!

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