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Superior Bacon
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muscle relaxants are good for falling asleep

though i dunno if you can really get them over the counter

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So due to various college obligations, tonight was the first time I've fapped in nearly a week.


Good LORD I need to wait a week between sessions more often.

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Hmm... I might do that now.

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Duly noted OA, I'll try this.

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Superior Bacon
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i really wish my vibrator wasnt broken

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I learned yesterday that the reason I'm so soar all the time is beause I dont get enough deep sleep.

How do I get freaking deep sleep when I can only get 4 hours of sleep.

OH WELL FOREVER IN PAIN.


Have you flipped and/or rotated your mattress? I just did it for mine for the first time in like 2 years and good god I sleep so soundly now

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Haha, good luck fags.

It's like fucking crystal meth and you daisies well know it.


I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT TO.


NO I CAN'T SOMEONE HELP MEEEE.

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Bacon wrote:
i really wish my vibrator wasnt broken

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Get an oral-b electric toothbrush.
Name it plan-b.
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Superior Bacon
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tooth brushes are just kind of uncomfortable

also i dont want a tooth brush near my genitals, that's just unsanitary

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its not like you would use it in your mouth.
just dont let your children near it.
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The Willow Witch
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Would it be appropriate to ask how many people are virgins/ not virgins on here?

I'm not.

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Superior Bacon
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lost my virginity when i was 16

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I'm aiming to become a wizard so yes I am a virgin.

Eight years to go.

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I am, and I'm saving myself for that special girl.
Which means I'm going to die a virgin.

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