AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. You become worse.

I wish for true wuv.

Granted, everyone else hates you.

I wish Katie Teidrich didn't attract jerks.

Granted. She attracts everyone els thats retarded.

I wish i had more cotton candy.

Granted. She attracts creeps instead. FFFFF


I wish the local creep-o in my town didn't exist. She fucking freaks me OUT.

Granted, but now everyone in town is too normal and boring. They find you in your room with a death note, saying, "GODDAMN THIS TOWN IS BORING."

I wish for Honey Bunches of Oats.

Granted. You are given a bunch of honey with unsweetened, unprocessed oats in it.

Good luck trying to eat it.


I wish i didn't post at the same time as The Willow Witch, cuz now i feel bad.

Granted, but YELLOW SUBMARINE.

Feel free to interpret that any way you wish.

I wish I could stop listening to the Beatles. They made me do that^.

Granted, but every time you listen to music, no matter how good it is, your ears bleed.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

Granted, but now you are to organized that people are tired of it.
I wish to have wings and fly and they are made of feathers and are unbreakable and they can't melt.

Granted, but your wings were made of duck feathers.

I wish my torrent speeds go faster.

Granted but now they go so fast they melt a hole in your computer. Don't ask me how it does that, it just does.

I wish I wouldn't get distracted so easily.

Granted, but you are so focused your eyes pop out!
I wish people would stop making fun of me at school.

Granted, But the AZ forum makes fun of you.

I wish I could play The Sims 3 right now.

Granted, however, you must pay $40 every week to play.

I wish had something to do right now.

Granted. That thing to do is kill yourself.

I wish I had visible breasts