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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:46 pm 
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Yet is the important bit. It means you have blood in your stool, which could be the result of a tear internally or externally. Since this is where bodaciously shit passes though, it can easily be infected and you can get very sick even if you don't know it at first.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:54 pm 
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Stop worrying me. The demon shits were few and far between in any case and if it were something serious, it would have been obvious surely?

And after Googling it, it may have been the result of the iron supplements I was using to boost my immune system. Namely, for the daisies piercing I mentioned a while back.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:01 pm 
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and if it were something serious, it would have been obvious surely?

Haha, no. I almost died of peritonitis and nobody realized it was serious until a few hours before I was brought into the hospital for emergency surgery.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Internal bleeding is not something you want to mess around with, I'd talk to a gastroenterologist about it.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:04 pm 
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I learned yesterday that the reason I'm so soar all the time is beause I dont get enough deep sleep.

How do I get freaking deep sleep when I can only get 4 hours of sleep.

OH WELL FOREVER IN PAIN.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:08 pm 
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Um, well you could try having something relaxing, or soothing before you go to bed.
For me a cup of warm milk usualy does the trick.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:14 pm 
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Willow you seriosuly need to work your schedule around so you can get some more sleep, 4 hours a night is not healthy at all, mentally or physically

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My mouth is like, seriously kind of rotting/decaying due to the gratuitous amount of Warheads I ate today.

You know those big Halloween bags?
Yeah, they had them on sale for 3 bucks. So I bought one.
I ate half of it.
Skin is bodaciously peeling out of my mouth and is colored like warheads.
This really isn't healthy.

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Komodoensis wrote:
My mouth is like, seriously kind of rotting/decaying due to the gratuitous amount of Warheads I ate today.

You know those big Halloween bags?
Yeah, they had them on sale for 3 bucks. So I bought one.
I ate half of it.
Skin is bodaciously peeling out of my mouth and is colored like warheads.
This really isn't healthy.

According to Twitter, Norrin does that on a regular basis

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Oh. Okay then. As long as Norrin can, I can.

Time to eat 17 more mini packets of warheads.

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Willow you seriosuly need to work your schedule around so you can get some more sleep, 4 hours a night is not healthy at all, mentally or physically

Yeah shit like that pretty much cuts your life expectancy in half, man

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For the past few days I've really needed to poop, but I just can't, if anything 1 or 2 little tiny clumps come out, but jeeze this is getting annoying. GET OUT!

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Guys I littrally go to bed at 10 and then sleep till 6, the probelm is that natually for my entire life I find it really hard to fall asleep, its not that I go to bed late or stay up, I just cant go to sleep.

Though during the weekend I get like 10 hours of sleep.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Get some sleeping aids from your doctor then. If you naturally can't sleep for longer than four hours then drugs are pretty much your only hope for not killing yourself slowly.

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