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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:13 pm 
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Fapping while bungee-jumping?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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While practicing your nascar noises.
RUMBUMUMUMUMMRRRRMRUUUMBUMBMUBMBUM

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:14 pm 
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Stop it guys, nothing else will ever sexually satisfy me if I give into the urge to fap to that


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:24 pm 
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We need to name this fetish.

Bungeeatingnascarfap.

Nascarsoundfoodeaterybungeefap.

I have no clue what to call it.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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edit: siggd btw. Robot. I love you

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It gets really bizarre when as I said above it is even illegal if the other person is over 18 but looks very young. What the hell.

and then suddenly it was illegal for me to send even semi-sexy pictures to Dark even though i'm almost 21

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Suddenly my female friend goes to jail because of me.

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I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Agh I've eaten just the wrong combo of things today that make my now constant farts smell like death. So I must choose between opening my door and freezing or leaving it shut and suffocating on my own toxicity.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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my poop is still green

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/stool-color/AN00772

Nothin' to worry about.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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one time i had red poop and got concerned but it never happened again so i assumed it was just a bad poop that tore my butt a little

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I've had a nearly black poop on more than one occasion, usually they're really dense. Like rocks.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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that's like




really bad

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Hasn't killed me yet.

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