AWKWARD ZOMBIE

who says I didn't

(mad $$$$)

fun fact: clear piss means you're pretty hydrated!

it's bodaciously mostly water

that's why it's clear

Your piss should actually be more clear than yellow.

My piss is a sickly radioactive yellow.

It means you have cancer

no if you have darker urine it mens your body is flushing excess vitamins

Speaking of fluids, that's what my crap has been the couple last mornings. My sister gave me these pills that are supposedly good for your stomach too

Your stomach might not like the pills.

My hair gets super greasy super fast. After less than a day it looks like I haven't washed my hair for a week or so. Another problem is that I shower in the evening instead of the morning cause I'd have to wake up at 5 am or so if I did.

...you're italian?

No, that's Dedivax.

oh. Well my italian heritage is what give me the grease hair. Just gotta wash more often.

I always thought that was a stereotype.

Stereotypes have a basis in reality, usually.

And guidos feel the need to use stupid amounts of gel, why not use nature's own reserve*?
(only for those with an italian heritage)

Any tips on how I don't look like Peter Parker when Venom got into him? Actually my hair looks even worse in the afternoon.
Also I sweat. At below 10°C. I don't know why.