AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Um granted and i wish to have wings.

you didn't warp the wish. learnt he rules of the game before you play it.


Granted. You're wings, however, are made of wax and you fly too close to the sun, they melt, and you fall into the sea. blub blub blub.


I wish i had the guts to tell my friend Megan that i don't like the fact that she talks to me like i'm 6.

Granted, but he "accidentaly" cut your head off. hahahaha!

I wish I could see my dragon named Jasper.

You see your dragon but it's dead.
I wish noobs would have some common sense for once.

Granted. But the people who aren't noobs don't. This forum slowly makes everyone retarded.


I wish the local town creep wasn't using the computer across from me. *shudder*

Granted, he's using the computer next to you.

Trying this again:

I wish to meet Link.

Granted. But hes a guy named Link and issent the one from LoZ.

I wish i had an Xbox 360.

Granted, you get the RRoD, dispite the fact that it's an original XBox.

I wish I had more Beatles songs in my collection.

Granted.

BUT THEY'RE REMAKES. By an artist you don't like.


I wish i had sleeves on my shirt. My arms are cold.

Granted. But there so long they tie you up evey time you walk. But at least your not cold.

I wish Alice would turn down the suck (SORRY)

Granted but everyone else suck levels skyrocket. Destroying the world.

I wish I was never allowed to wish again.

Granted.

I wish i knew how to make animated icons out of videos.

I wish The Willow Witch would stop saying things about me. I don't suck!

granted, but u were caught and u go to jail.
I wish I had feathered wings to fly.

Granted, you can't walk anymore.

I wish Alice would stop being forumstupid.