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 Post subject: Help Bacon With His Paper!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:37 pm 
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Hey there, jackasses! I need to write a paper for sociology class and only you, yes you!, can help me.

aka i have no friends

But! I need a minority, racial or religious or queer, to exploit! SO. If you are: a highschool graduate, an obvious minority (ie if you're Jewish you look Jewish, no blonde hair/blue eyes), or have been out of the closet since at least high school, tell me your traumatic experiences so that I may trivalize them and turn them into a paper! Wow, who could refuse this once in a life time oppurtunity? Only faggots, that's who.

So please! Post here if you are willing to let me prod and poke you with questions! I'll probably do something for you in return!

Exclamation points!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:38 pm 
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I am Canadian and Canadians are a minority in Rwanda


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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:40 pm 
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Get out of this thread you goddamn upstanding member of society commie.

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:43 pm 
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So should I start telling the story of my life or just recall traumatic events

also do I get paid


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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:47 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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I ask like 7 questions and then you give me traumatic events related to it and then I pay you with my dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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You're not Uncle Spoony.


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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:52 pm 
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SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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BACON'S A DUDE?

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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so remember when i made that thread about it

yeah it's still a thing

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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Bacon wrote:
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM


BUT I AM YOUR AUNT, LITTLE BACON.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.


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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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I am bi but I don't remember having any traumatic experiences in my life.

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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Bacon wrote:
Get out of this thread you goddamn upstanding member of society commie.


Fursecution.

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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Is this going to be one of those threads that ends with someone asking where Uncle Spoony touched me

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 Post subject: Re: Help Bacon With His Paper!
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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Bacon wrote:
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM


BUT I AM YOUR AUNT, LITTLE BACON.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.

SHUT UP I'M OLDER THAN YOU. YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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I am bi but I don't remember having any traumatic experiences in my life.

Well it doesn't necessarily have to be traumatic. It's basically like, prejudice you've experienced for being a minority.

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