1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:12 pm

Rullett wrote:

I couldn't think of anything else to do with it. No one around to hold it, too much left to throw away. There was no cross contamination!

Because you always put your mouth on the bottom of the can, right?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Your hand touches the bottom of the can more than you'd think. And when you set the can down again you transfer those nasties to that surface. Then someone else touches the surface and chain reaction.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:21 pm

Two zits, one on each of my shoulders. They hurt like the dickens.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

I've had to shit for 3 hours, but didn't because school bathroom. (The school JUST NOW had a reason to change the soap in A SINGLE bathroom for the first time in 2 years. This means they were either too lazy, or none of the guys washed their hands for 2 years.)
I get home, and run to the toilet.
After 15 minutes of nothing happening I grabbed my laptop from my bag which i set down on the sink.
Another 10 minutes have gone by.

eat at taco bell later y/n

Chopstix · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:18 pm

Your body is WEAK if you get Taco Bell shits.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:58 pm

Chopstix wrote:

Your body is WEAK if you get Taco Bell shits.

The truth of all truths.

Topaz Luckdragon · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:03 pm

Gryewolf wrote:

Chopstix wrote:

Your body is WEAK if you get Taco Bell shits.

The truth of all truths.

Thirding this.

Turbo, I'd recommend eating some fruit or something else high in fiber. I'm not sure if it'll help right away, though.

Stranaton · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:16 pm

my body must be solid titanium.
It seems to handle white castle.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:33 pm

Stranaton wrote:

my body must be solid titanium.
It seems to handle white castle.

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:25 pm

I've had a stomach virus since last Wednesday, but it's only been today that it's really rustled me off. I've missed class on Monday and today, because I can get my classes for the semester dropped if I'm sick and going to class. Being on the verge of passing out from not eating or feeling like I'm going to piss off the teacher if I have to excuse myself to vomit or use the bathroom (most profs don't allow you to leave the room and will call you out, and I don't want to be caught sick (for the previously said reasons), so...) also isn't ideal so I've been staying away.

The problem is that I'm sick enough to NOT be able to go to school (it IS contagious), but I'm also not sick enough to where I can't do anything (I'm a little weak because I can only eat a meal a day currently, but I'm not completely useless).

It just annoys me... would have put this is the Minties thread but I wasn't sure whether vomiting was TMI...

Shoolis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:26 pm

Pickin dat nose

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

As it turns out it was just a hugeass clump of gas. I farted for nearly a minute straight and felt MUCH better.
Why it didn't want to leave at first I'm blaming on ghosts.

Snarf · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:14 am

I let out huge extremely loud farts every morning when I wake up.

Avengifier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:37 am

I seem to be noticing that I think red-headed guys are really attractive.

Snarf · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:26 pm

Tell me about it. Red headed guys are so hot.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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