AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is great. Hi Sammy!

hey whoa what
you have a girlfriend?

Hopefully she'll whip Fatehehhhh into a non-unfunny waste of space, time and resources human being. Instead of a smelly unfunny waste of space, time and resources machine.

Oh right, TMI. I haven't showered in a few days so my balls smelly horrid.
I did wash them with a rag but they still smell.
Thank god we finaly have hot water though. Tonights shower will be well deserved.

So this massive zit appeared on my face two days ago. I was trying not to pop it and to just let it go. But it finally popped and it felt so good.

oh god theres blood everywhere

I have a huge welt/zit near the back of my neck and it hurts when I press it.

I want nothing more than to destroy this sucker, but it's being very stubborn right now.

scratching/popping pimples etc just makes it worse. the bacteria from your hands and inside the pimple get everywhere

That's why I was trying not to pop it, but it's very hard to resist.

I kinda agree, it always reminds me of like two slugs squirming :/ Plus I haven't really had much experience with it as in my last 'relationship' we were both really quite shy aha.

I like making out a lot. Especially when it's with someone new. I don't necessarily dislike tongue, just as long as the other person does it right.

urrk so i got violently sick today
the weird thing is this happened before under the same circumstances
so maybe i have a strange bug or something
see it's like i start vomiting and getting all feverish when my period starts
i can't even walk after it starts because i'm too weak to do so
but it doesn't happen every time
the nurse also mentioned that it happened to several other girls this year too

whatever it is it's incredibly frustrating and being a girl sucks sometimes
it's like "abloobloobloo you didn't have a baby i'm going to try and mess up your pants by dripping blood and mucus and stuff all over them also i'm going to hurt your stomach's feelings"

I used the toilet while drinking a can of generic energy drink today. I thought it was an accomplishment that I did everything one handed but my friends thought it was gross. The phrase "too much information" was used so I will ask you, TMI thread:

Surely it's better to go to the toilet while holding a can than setting it on the floor of a public bathroom, right?

It's better to not bring it to the toilet.

I couldn't think of anything else to do with it. No one around to hold it, too much left to throw away. There was no cross contamination!

@Le Great Handsome Oppressor, That's not always possible to do when you're at a party though.

I found your problem.