1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Stranaton · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:36 pm

you people creep me out but I guess my point is invalid in such a situation anyway.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:53 pm

Recite The Call of Cthulhu to her.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Galaxy Man wrote:

"Neither of us is a stranger to the concepts of romance. You are in an understanding of the basic concepts of trustworthiness and, thus, I too share this understanding. I am imagining a full committed relationship, which I am in assumption you would not be able to receive from most males.

Now, my darling, we are nothing if not animals of a mammalian nature. Let us fornicate or love much like the beasts of the wild, as shown on the television broadcast of Discovery Channel."

either she hangs up right then and there or she continues with you

if it is the latter

hold on to this woman

because she is the greatest thing you will ever find in life.

Kudos for that.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:58 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

You know, when in doubt, deploy Marvin Gaye.

Best post all day.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Just play the Gilbert Gottfried roast of Joan Rivers.

Chekt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:06 am

This bathroom door does this thing where it sounds and feels like it latches, but it latches poorly, and in the middle of your shit or piss, the door comes open.
It scares the fuck out of me every time.

Tales · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:52 am

I hate using a cubicle like that or one without a lock on. I already made a post about how this old man patiently waited while i was trying to go but in the end i couldn't do it because he was saying really awkward stuff like "it's ok, take your time, i won't be going anywhere."

Fatehehhhh · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:37 am

Galaxy Man wrote:

"Neither of us is a stranger to the concepts of romance. You are in an understanding of the basic concepts of trustworthiness and, thus, I too share this understanding. I am imagining a full committed relationship, which I am in assumption you would not be able to receive from most males.

Now, my darling, we are nothing if not animals of a mammalian nature. Let us fornicate or love much like the beasts of the wild, as shown on the television broadcast of Discovery Channel."

either she hangs up right then and there or she continues with you

if it is the latter

hold on to this woman

because she is the greatest thing you will ever find in life.

shitshitshitshitshit

I told her exactly that as a joke, and she told me she saw that post. Sailor Moon is a lurker on this forum.

Hiya, Sammy... how fucked am I

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

HI SAMMY
DOES FATEHHHHH MAKE GOOD LOVE TO YOU LONG TIME

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Fatehehhhh wrote:

shitshitshitshitshit

I told her exactly that as a joke, and she told me she saw that post. Sailor Moon is a lurker on this forum.

Hiya, Sammy... how fucked am I

Oh that is just hilarious.

Fatehehhhh · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:50 am

Ame no Akai wrote:

Hey, here's a fun thing. Dig through the forum, look up his old posts. Fun times~

Don't do it. :colbert:

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Does this mean Fateheh's unfunny waste of space, time and resources days are over?

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:22 pm

Since when has being in love ever made anyone more sensible?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Never. But this is fear due to love. Slight difference.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:51 pm

i feel like i have to poop

but it won't come out

not even a little bit

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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