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Madican
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:37 pm 
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That feeling when you manage to clog the toilet purely with shit, no toilet paper used yet.

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I've said it before, but Tuxedo Mask and I are best friends first and foremost and..."lovers" second. The sex just kinda enhances our friendship and brings us closer to each other.
I just don't see how you can have a good relationship that lasts without being best friends with them primarily.


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Riku
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this is a trend I'm beginning to see, yes.
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Dr. Glocktor
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Pimple on my booty ripped open and is bleeding

what do aaagghhhh

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Clean it first. then bandaid.

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Madican
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I would use liquid bandage actually. Sitting down flexes the booty and that'll remove the bandaid before long.

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Chekt
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Be prepared for an booty stinging then.

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why am i so horny all of a sudden? asdf

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That's what you get for lookin at me all night silly

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AZ gettin sexy tonight.
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Snarf
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AZ staying sexy like always.

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Chekt
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Ugh, I'm having trouble taking this shit. Good thing I brought my laptop...I may be here for a while.

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I noticed a red spot on my foreskin a few days ago when I was about to fap... after not fapping for several days. I have no idea where it could've come from...
Oh well, Bepanthen helps

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I've never had a serious girlfriend and I'm nearly 22, but multiple girls have asked me on dates and I just kind of freeze up and say shit like, "I have to think about it," or, "I'm not sure thats what I want right now"," Even though I want to say yes.
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