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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:08 am 
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i really get you there on the sad vaginas part.

the saddest, most tired vaginas. :( i don't want to even look at them. which defeats the purpose.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:09 am 
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I wouldn't really go diagnosing yourself as asexual on the grounds that you've never felt a sexual attraction towards another person. Sometimes it's a late blooming thing, or you haven't gotten completely in tune with what turns you on, as it were.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:12 am 
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I'm 20.

Bah. I don't even care. Sex has always been a very 'meh' thing for me. Never understood why so many people call it the best thing ever.

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Oh well no yeah I figured you were 20 or so considering the roomate haha

But yeah no sex isn't, like, a monumental thing, but it is enjoyable.

But hey, I respect your convictions. There are more important things out there

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which porn are you guys looking at? like seriously be a discriminating consumer when it comes to that stuff

amateur porn is 80% of the time good. never ever watch professional porn. its too corny most of the time

cant link my pornsites here for obvious reasons but the few i go on are pretty safe in terms of viruses and have a good selection.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:16 am 
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I figured I would state my age since I could be at a private boarding high school. -shrugs-

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I'm gay if it is fantasy men or joking, but I am completely asexual in real life.
I seriously can't get aroused by anyone.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I'm asexual, but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to make jokes of a sexual nature.

I mean, just today I was joking about what a nice butt the mannequin in my Art class had.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:04 am 
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The only porn I can look at is soft core. Just...pretty naked people being naked and pretty. And usually I prefer it if they aren't completely naked, I like a little bit of concealment. Mostly pictures, occasionally videos. But like, if people start actually doing anything, I get kinda turned off.

But most of the time I fap with imagination.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:39 am 
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Coriserai wrote:
I'm asexual, but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to make jokes of a sexual nature.

I mean, just today I was joking about what a nice butt the mannequin in my Art class had.

Yeah same. I make sexual jokes here and there. Not too often though.

My mom is sometimes like, "(Insert random male actor here) is attractive right?" when we watch movies. I usually just respond with, "I guess so."

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My sexuality is so terribly eroded/corrupted it just isn't true.

My ideal partner would be somewhere between human/animal/machine and 'other'.

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I enjoy relationships much more for the interaction and the hanging out than the sex. I like sex, but not so much that it's really important to me. It's more of a hobby I get to practice from time to time.

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I've said it before, but Tuxedo Mask and I are best friends first and foremost and..."lovers" second. The sex just kinda enhances our friendship and brings us closer to each other.
I just don't see how you can have a good relationship that lasts without being best friends with them primarily.

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