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BurntToShreds
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:16 pm 
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I bet Lolita is your best customer. Followed by Crispy and Chopstix.

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Oh, wise guy eh

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Chopstix
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Nigga please, i dont wanna see yo twink booty shower.

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Why do porn videos have to be so unsettling to me? How do they make so much cheddar if they're so damned cheesy? I just fap to pictures mostly drawn, but the occasional real wimminz.

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The Idiotic Oracle
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i don't like facials in RL porn but in drawn/written porn i enjoy it

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I'd have to say the best pron artist is Po~Ju. His art is so awesome.

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I can't stand when they try to "act" I'm just like "No! There's a reason you're doing this, and not real acting."

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real porn is just kinda, ick. it's just a lot of very haggard women with very sad looking vaginas. and most lesbian porn is really, really obviously straight girls.

though most hentai is just completely bizarre.

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i really get you there on the sad vaginas part.

the saddest, most tired vaginas. :( i don't want to even look at them. which defeats the purpose.

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Never watched porn. Don't ever really plan on it.

OK so my and my roommate, we talk about weird shit all the time, have concluded I'm asexual. I have a sex drive of like 0. I'm not attracted to anyone, male or female.
I still remember that time my mom asked me if I was a lesbian. I quickly said "No, I'm not just interested in dating." That was awkward.

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Just get with any of us guys here on the forum.



We'll change your mind in one way or another

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Silver_Wolf
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Probably not. As I said, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with anyone. Hell, I've never even been on a date.

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Silver_Wolf
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Sorry?


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It's like 1:00am cut me a break.

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No. Absolutely not.
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