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There are several other health benefits that correlates with more masturbation.

Masturbation also lowers blood pressure (I think). Still, I think that I'll cut down on fapping to only once a week.

But Burnt, a wank a day keeps the kemo away. I usually will masturbade once to 3 times on certain occasions. Usually I do it more at night because for whatever reason it makes me feel relaxed, and I usually sleep better if I do. Depends, though.

Stop making fun of me for trying to have some self-control ;_;

Trying to have self-control.

Yes, trying is the key word. I just don't want to fap every day. Plus if I ever get a girlfriend She'll be glad I have more to give, so to speak.

Don't expect you'll get action right off the bat, man. Trust me, you're better off waiting a bit with a lady, rather than just rushing straight in. So don't think if you get one, you'll be getting your dick wet erryday.

I know, but it's a personal goal of mine to at least cut down on fapping. Why is it so important to you to have me fap every day? You probably have a webcam installed in my house, don't you? >_>

No.

We have 20.

Click click. ;D

Spontaneous combustion is caused by not fapping.
We don't want you to burn to shreds.

that explains why i'm always at a higher body temperature than everyone else

O_O

You guys probably get Oracle and shazza and such to pay you to watch me take showers, don't you?!

It's the best kind of cash I've made recently.