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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:10 am 
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I usually masturbate dry-handed because I'm too lazy to use anything, but when I use Vaseline it feels so good.
Also I've tried a little bit of anal stuff while masturbating. It's weird to get used to, but it really does feel pretty good.

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I wonder what using Tiger Balm would feel like?

Also, I've experimented once. It just made me feel dirty.

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Kira wrote:
Clearly Vaxx is the expert on the subject.


Vaxx has at least 20 fleshlights. Several homemade. Along with largest collection of dragon dildos in the country.

And sir lemme tell ya I am daisies proud.

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Snarf
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Snarf wrote:
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Clearly Vaxx is the expert on the subject.


Vaxx has at least 20 fleshlights. Several homemade. Along with largest collection of dragon dildos in the country.

And sir lemme tell ya I am daisies proud.


Vaxxid have I mention how much I love me some chocolate?

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Hope you can settle for milk chocolate.

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nonsexual note: i think milk chocolate tastes nicer than both white and dark chocolate, but from there i think i prefer white

this kind of extends to people too for me (although of course there are always exceptions).

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Also I've tried a little bit of anal stuff while masturbating. It's weird to get used to, but it really does feel pretty good.

inorite????

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nonsexual note: i think milk chocolate tastes nicer than both white and dark chocolate, but from there i think i prefer white


sexual note: I can no longer eat white chocolate due to several things happening under sheets.

I'll just leave that for imaginations.

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Whoaha oh guys reading these past few pages. I mean it IS the TMI thread but don't get too graphics with what you're talking about.

I will agree that things in your butt can feel great though

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I read the last few pages in Biology class with my friend hanging over my shoulder. Ah, the internet.

And a few pages back, someone mentioned finding corn in their poop. I've been eating corn for the past week and I've not seen bonus kernels in the toilet. Fear my formidable digestive system!

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I heard chewing helps against finding whole kernels in your poop. I wrote that while sitting on the toilet, ladies and gentlemen.

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I heard it's like pooping backwards.

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Well guess who's not getting prostate cancer?

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Bit misleading. Wouldn't it be better to say that masturbating once a day reduces risk of prostate cancer? The way it's worded makes it seems as though wanking all day will be a magical white shield against prostate cancer.

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