AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh god I finished like 10 minutes ago whey is there still semen coming out jeeze

With a turkey neck I sometimes have jizz drip nearly a hour later.

here's a secret

i don't masturbate
when i try to it makes me really uncomfortable so i usually just stop

This has been happening to me more often lately. The best way for me to deal with it is to just go pee, which is great because I always have to afterwards anyways.

Good to know.

pubes in shower drain.
come on roommate....

Gather them up and superglue them to his/her face.

I think he already does that.
But to his chest.(he ugly)

well hopefully

this is just standard practice really

I hate the double standard for genders when it comes to toys of the naughty kind. When a woman uses a vibrator or dildo, it's considered okay/hot, where-as when a man uses a fleshlight, it is considered pathetic. Well, why the hell can't a man at least go one step up from using his hands and some lotion?

I fap dry-handed, by the way.

I go dry handed too, but it is because I have a very very odd way of masterbating which makes lube more of a block then a help.

Why not just use one and not make it public knowledge that you want to use one?

Clearly Vaxx is the expert on the subject.

Vaxx has at least 20 fleshlights. Several homemade. Along with largest collection of dragon dildos in the country.