AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i seem to be always horny, at least a little bit

Had a dream about Kim Kardashian and some other girl I didn't know hosting a TV sex show.

Not sure how I feel about it.

I have never had a sex dream about someone else.

So you only have sex dreams about yourself?

Actually yes. They are kind of weird. Since I am a very very self concious person with very low self esteem, I get off on the idea of me with an altered body such as a bigger dick, bigger muscles, taller etc. So all my sex dreams are about me, but an enhanced version of me. I usually don't see too much of myself though just like my normal dreams. Thus it isn't that much of a sex dream.

I generally do it once a day, as a stress relief. I get turned on easily when I'm set to it, otherwise it takes a bit.

I do it mainly out of habit. Once before I go to bed, because it makes me tired. And when I wake up in the morning.

Sometimes I do it during the middle of the day.

Though it is awkward when I am staying at a hotel or friend's house and thus can't do it to help me fall asleep.

i also rub one out in order to get to sleep

The longest I've gone is maybe 2 1/2 to MAYBE 3 hours


Goddamn I was horny that day



Oh hey! we're about to reach the 1000th page of penis,shit, and sex talk! Should we be proud of this? Probably not, but we will celbrate like hell when it happens!

We'll celebrate with one great big circle jerk

I'm trying to limit my faps to once a week.

Heh, circle jerks. Something I find about them is so stupid and wrong I just can't help but laugh.

There's a rumour going around from last year that the freshmen football team circle jerked in the back of the bus coming home from an away game.



And the strange part is, I don't doubt it knowing this town

Did they win the game?

Also did the balls touch?