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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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See, that would imply that it's only for pleasing the woman at any time.
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See, that would imply that it's only for pleasing the woman at any time.


True. Though on second thought it would be better named Gollum. He's the one who actually casts the cock-ring back into the fires of Mt. Poon.

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I'm not gay, so hopefully I won't be having a swordfight at any point.

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seapking of which what's the longest you guys have masturbated for. i've got 4 hours before but then it was 5 am and my mom was getting up

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I think some 2½ hours, most of which was spent searching for any good porn which, needless to say, was pretty scarce that day

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If I can't get the job done in a few minutes I get bored and just give up.


But I usually don't have a problem with that.

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If I can't get the job done in a few minutes I get bored and just give up.


But I usually don't have a problem with that.

Change "bored" to "tired" and it is me

I generally only do it if I'm either REALLY HORNY for whatever reason or I can't go to sleep haha.

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