AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My dick is named Mr. Frodo.

one cock ring to rule them all

it must be destroyed mister frodo

You must enter Mount Doom, Mr. Frodo.

Inside you'll come across many horrors and pleasures, but when you reach the end, you'll find the power was inside you all along.

I fap with my right hand, because it's dominant and thus slightly stronger and can last longer. I switch it up sometimes, but never done an entire session with left.

Haven't named my dick btw.

My left hand is the jerk hand. I don't know how it started but I've been doing it like that for so long, it's just difficult to do it with my dominant hand now.

Also, my dick is named PANK Floyd.

Mine is named Dimitri, the sword of night. Though I only named it because I read somewhere that apparently all men do and I thought it was ridiculous.

No name because that is stupid.
And I masturbate with my dominant right hand, I can't seem to grip it right with my left hand. And my leftie gets tired quicker.

Left-handed and Left-fapper.

I have NOT named my tiddies. I don't plan on it either. :U

Don't mind if I do then :U
The left one I shall name Susie, the right one Cindy.

:I god dammit, Schatz.

Naming tiddies is even more hilarious, especially if one is named 'Christine' and the other is named 'His High Excellency Count Draconius the Third'.

I wonder if I should name my tiddies.

And my booty.

And my tongue.

And everything.

I was expecting Dildo Baggins.