AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was playing Mass Effect 1, and when I fought Liara's mother, Shepard got knocked down, wouldn't get back up, and then Shepard's body slowly started to stretch and stretch until it was flashing across the whole screen or something
Kinda like this

drr...drr...drr

IT'S SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY

MY ONLY REGRET WAS THAT I HAD BONEITIS

So I was playing in portal this one time, and I was fucking around the room with the toilet and bed, I put the radio on the toilet, jumped on it, then died.

Must have been listening to Justin Bieber.

BURNED!

I have also figured out how to kill myself with one shot from the weighted storage cube

I was playing Assassin'S Creeed 2 and was at the part where Desmond hallucinates he's being Altair. I was climbing up a tower and there was a piece of wood sticking out with a lantern hanging down on it. I tried jumping up to it and grab it but it didn't work. Instead, the lantern started swinging faster and faster until it wasn't visible anymore.

Was playing Assassin's Creed 2 once
Dropped from a building and i guess Etzio racked himself on a wire or whatever it was
Was stuck there with his hands up and could only twist his upper body to the left and right

Once I shot a ghost person so hard that when they died the force of the shot stretched their body and made it flip the fuck out.
I love Dead cheddar

So one day I decided to play my Pokemon Platinum game after months of neglect. I turn it on, I was at the same place I remembered/knew I'd be: level grinding my wobuffet to get to a high enough level to finally catch those legendary birds without them running while alseep. I go up to the nearest person and try to battle her. She says something about the food, which I recognized as what they say after a battle. At first I thought, "Oh great, my little brother's taken my game and played it", but it was at the bottom of my DS games stack above my shelf, so he couldn't have gotten it.

So, I ignore the lady and decide to battle other opponnents. Still, I got the things they'd say after a battle. This was freaking me out. I checked the date, it was right. Checked my diary, yep, wrote where I last saved. All I had to do was check my badges. The ones I always neat freak cleaned and then played "Ode to Joy" on. Each of them were sparkling clean.

After this point, I turned off the game, put it back under the stack of DS games I had, and never played it since. Weird creepy pasta potential glitch.

I was playing AC: Brotherhood

1. I threw a heavy axe at a wall except it hit the ground and then rebounded into the sky
2. I was killing dudes when suddenly out of nowhere I saw body fly past my head and into my field of vision. The body was stretched to hilarious lengths

GTA San Andreas. Where do I begin?

I'm not going to make a huge list of stuff that happened.

One time I was walking down a street when suddenly a double decker plane just crashed into a house right next to me.

i could have sworn this thing was long dead...

in Blops people sometimes stretch randomly, and start flailing.

always hilarious.