AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I would also like to point out Ezio said he knew Leonardo was gay with his assistant. And that he approved.

no
you're lying
I will never accept this as fact

Fact: Leonardo da Vinci spent the years after Cesare Borgia's death in France.

Fact: AssRev takes place in Constantinopole, aka Far a-fucking-way from France.

Leonardo's role is being taken by some Ottoman dude and a lady that Ezio ends up boning.

Who would have guessed?

What I noticed at the start of Assbro was that Ezio preferred boning the at least 10 years older than him lady whatshernameagain instead of the probably a lot younger, though a bit chubby, woman he helped out earlier with carrying stuff for her.

He's a man of good tastes. He wants a woman with experience.

Also, he didn't choose Caterina over the other girl

He had every intention of going to bone the other girl the next day

Ezio is four years older than Caterina Sforza.

Really? She seemed older than that. Ezio's model doesn't change that much over the course of his life either, though...

I think it's because Ezio is still suppose to resemble Desmond.

An alternate explanation is that Ezio was just that fucking hot. I mean, he fucked pretty much every girl he ever met. It's amazing he didn't die early of syphilis or something.

Yeah, maybe he melted down the peice of eden and is using it as a dick ring.

Alternate suggestion: Ezio is a bit egotistical and his memory reflects this, as he never acknowledged that he was getting older and thus less handsome.

There can still be good-looking forty-year-old guys. We'll see what he looks like in AssRev. If he's still a handsome young player, then either Desmond is projecting, or Ezio is incredibly vain.

Although, honestly, doesn't everyone imagine themselves better-looking than they really are?

I got AssCree II for like 15 bucks. I'm collecting the codex pages for Mario right now.

So Revelations always seemed interesting but I wasn't really planning on getting it, what with me never finshing the other 3 games, but now I've been thinking about finishing AssBro and getting Revelations. Really loved the multiplayer in Brohood so I'm pretty excited.