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I'm so glad that shit didn't make the toilet overflow.
It came dangerously close.

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EVer poop and realize the toilet is clogged? And you cna't just leave the poop floating in there?
Yeaaah....

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That happened to me once when I lived in Alaska

It is why I live in Missouri now

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One time I clogged the toilet while at a friend's house.

It was gross and I felt really embarrassed about it.

Actually I just have this paranoia about toilets in general. I hate going to the bathroom in places other than my own house, but when you're traveling you don't have a choice. And my family travels rather often.

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Somewhat related, I overheard a bit of a story that went something like this:

Guy: So I came out of the bathroom, sat back down, picked up my dice, and said to the DM, "How much XP does my booty get for suffocating your toilet?" And he said, "Legendary weapons don't get XP and fuck you."

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Madican wrote:
Somewhat related, I overheard a bit of a story that went something like this:

Guy: So I came out of the bathroom, sat back down, picked up my dice, and said to the DM, "How much XP does my booty get for suffocating your toilet?" And he said, "Legendary weapons don't get XP and fuck you."



I wish my booty was a legendary weapon....

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Man, everyone seems to have more interesting DND experiences than me. The only thing that's happened to me was that I was nearly raped by a demon.
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Dammit, mom, stop pouring me so much coffee in the morning I feel bad when i don't finish it all and then i have to pee forever

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HisanTakura wrote:
Man, everyone seems to have more interesting DND experiences than me. The only thing that's happened to me was that I was nearly raped by a demon.

I had a similar situation, but it was a little different.

Me: We enter the room.
DM: (blah blah blah, I like to talk a lot, I put a lot of work into this foam scenery, something to the effect of "There are five goblins and one very large hobgoblin.")
Me: Hmmm... I want to rape the hobgoblin.
DM: What.
Me: Tell me what checks I need to make before I can fuck that hobgoblin, preferably avoiding combat with his friends.
DM: Um... Let me see your sheet. *roll* Yeah, you've successfully bluffed the hobgoblin with that threat, he and his goblin friends run off. You've never seen goblins run so fast.
Me: Wait, I didn't want to bluff them.
DM: Yes, you did, now shut the fuck up and never suggest that again.

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If that was my brother's DM he would have actually let them do it. They're kinda disturbing, actually.

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This is the part where I mention the connection between the spell Grease, and a PC who decided to put his porn knowledge to the test by converting his rear end into an booty of Holding.

And then I link the story: http://www.enworld.org/forum/2539869-post44.html

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rape is hilarious

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Not as hilarious as knock knock jokes.

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rape is hilarious


It is hilarious until it happens to someone close to you.

Then it just brings sad memories back up.

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