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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:39 am 
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A valve as I recall.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i have a cold and i am on my period at the same time

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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does that mean your nose bleeds

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:37 pm 
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i think women can be pee and come at the same time, though. as there's no valve to stop the pee.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:00 pm 
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Hey guys, guess what? Its time for another one of Wordsmith's VIRGIN PROBLEMS.

Today's topic: Shaving the land down under.

Do women prefer men to be shaved? Do they prefer men to have hair? Does it even matter?

I need help, people. In more ways than one.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Don't shave your balls. Shaved balls are creepy as fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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what about pubes

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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in a survey of woman aged 0-100 the majority said the prefered them straightened and dyed PANK

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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what about pubes

just keep it as is. it's manly or whatever.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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natural or trim

i think if it was fully shaved it'd make it look a bit... bald.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:18 pm 
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having no hair often gives that sort of illusion

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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sorry as someone as smooth as a baby you should know right

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