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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:40 pm 
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I forgot that I'm not wearing pants, not even underwear. Luckily everyones asleep.

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How does one forget they're not wearing approximately 50% of their daily wear.
Especially when said percentage is on the lower half.

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I bet the page 1000 page get is going to be either about wanking or about shitting.


Or perhaps doing both at the same time.

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Rullett
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Sounds messy. I wonder if it's possible to ejaculate and piss at the same time.

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FatOldRobot
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Syobon
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Pretty hard, there's some sort of biological mechanism that prevents peeing while erect.
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Nachalnik
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I'm worried the cat scratch I got today is infected.

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Sollix
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Doop blood and pus everywhere

@ nacha

If thers greenish yellow pus and it's swollen get it checked out.

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Valbrandur
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Syobon wrote:
Pretty hard, there's some sort of biological mechanism that prevents peeing while erect.


I recall someone mentioning in this thread that you can't piss and ejeculate at the same time because of a biological mechanism, as you said, because the piss destroys sperm.
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Syobon
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