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I didn't have the occasion to try out many different penii, however I believe that monster cocks like what you see in porn would have been detrimental to my well-being. Reasonable-sized ones are good, not too long (around 10cm is enough), not too thick. Against, that's coming from the perspective of a bi guy.

Still sounds like BS to me, tbh. You have any explanation to go along with it?

Constant yanking leading to the expected result? I don't know, just throwing something out there.

It's penises (or peens?) dudes. Us = i, is =/= i.

Though woohoo penis facts. With really large penises, a lot of times it just ends up hurting the girl. My ex-girlfriend dated a guy who was 9 and a half inches and they could only do certain positions otherwise it'd hurt too much. Also if you have something too big for anal sex, you have to be careful because you reaaally don't want to perforate the colon. That is not fun for anyone.

Though so basically if youre 5-7 inches you're good, with 7 kind of pushing it. It depends on the size of the person you're with, really. If it's a tiny person, a big dick just ain't gonna work.

Also if you have a really small dick just get really good at oral sex. That was way more important. Actually just get really good at oral sex anyways. If you can use your tongue well other short comings, so to speak, are really less important.

Also re: jacking = bigger dick, it doesn't really work from what I've heard. For some guys it works a liiiittle bit but not enough to make a difference. Apparently you can get a penis implant, though.

This never happens to me... then again, I tend to wear baggy clothes...

Read: they shove fat into your dick

you end up with a fat, squishy dick

just so you all know

So actually. There is this (non-sexual) penis picture site that I was looking at, because FTM stuff etc, and they talk about penis implants and have some pictures. It looks a little weird but not like. Lumpy.

Probably a different kind than Ycobb's I imagine. Get a or multiple professional's opinion before getting something as extensive as that though.

At that point you might as well wait until they create a bionic dick.

You can use it to please women and grapple to work.

Be sure to get the additional laser pointer while you're there. It's only like $5 more, and it makes giving presentations a lot easier when you have an extra hand free.

And for only $10 more you can get the whisk attachment. Now you can beat and cream in entirely new ways!

Well they don't turn out lumpy unless it binds poorly or something.

When they do, you wind up with fat sliding around the sides of your penis
I dunno man
I wouldn't risk that

But yeah I guess that could be a different procedure or something too.

Penis implants are HILARIOUS

Especially if they're done poorly and the head ends up being normal sized while the shaft is all giant and thick

Frankenstein dicks are weird.

All this talk of penis implants (and mostly how it can go terribly wrong) is making my penis feel very uncomfortable.