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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Masturbate Anonymous.

"Hello, my name is Peter and I masturbate."
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Unbalanced
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Masturbate Anonymous.

"Hello, my name is Peter and I masturbate."

Hey, I'm not anonymous.

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Galaxy Man
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Gryewolf
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Oh man, are we role playing?

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Wordsmith
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I read once that masturbation helps increase penis size.

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Gryewolf
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Wordsmith wrote:
I read once that masturbation helps increase penis size.

Later guys.
I'll see you next week.

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Wordsmith wrote:
I read once that masturbation helps increase penis size.

I knew all my hard work was finally paying off.
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Valbrandur
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Nothing destroys my self esteem more than all this big deal about having big penises

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Madican
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Aren't big penises actually detrimental to a woman?

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I hear that girth is more important.

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Syobon
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This has probably been brought up before, but what do the girls, bottom gays and various other handlers of penii of AZ have to say about size?
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Madican
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I wish mine was a little shorter so it's not peeking out of the top of my underwear every time it decides to swell up against the neverending threat of nothing. Gets annoying waiting for it to deflate.

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shazza
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Honestly I think that anything over like 6.5" is pushing it

I don't see how girls handle much longer penises; it just HURTS. Girth is different; you can work with that. Length, not so much. It's not terribly pleasant for the guy either to not be able to get it all in so idk how a longer penis is more desired

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Wordsmith
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You get that from where, the ads on porn sites?


http://www.amazon.com/Professor-Madman-Insanity-English-Dictionary/dp/006099486X
Nope, this book about the creation of the Oxford English Disctionary.

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Madican
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The ideal man is obviously four inches wide and one inch long.

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