AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I recall saying once I was asexual here.

My head was full of shit at that time, I tell ya hwat

I'm a virgin.
That means no sex.
Asexuality~


I like you.

And then BAM, lost virginity, bisexuality!

But I would have to have a threesome with one female and one male for that.
Where do I find females on the internet?

Say that you'll get them My Little Pony plushies.

That'll reel them in.

Asexuality has lots of subsets within it, so the more specific one gets, the easier it is to define.

Let's de-virgin.


Or thousands of heretics.

Let's asex forever.

As far as I know, masturbation has only positive effects when done wit moderation, and it's pretty daisies hard to do it too much. I think if I never felt the urge, I still would have tried it at least once, since I'm quite curious and experimental in nature. Got to have tried everything once, ya know?

Although I don't remember when I started masturbating, it was pretty long ago as I started at relatively young age. I think I actually found porn first and then tried masturbating to it.

I do think it's in no way sad to masturbate, regardless how much (at long as you're not addicted of course). Some people's sex drives are just bigger than others.

Thing with me and masturbation is that nothing turns me on, so what do I fap to? Do I just smack my dick around like it owes me cheddar while I stare off into space? And the release isn't even that good for the effort put in.

haha I never meant that I find it sad that people masturbate (if you were referring to my comment)

I was talkin mostly about comments that were like "OH SHIT YOU DON'T JACK IT TOO? HIGH FIVE BOTHAH LETS FORM A CLUB" and things of that nature

I don't know what's more upsetting, a club of people who don't masturbate or a club of people who do masturbate.

circle jerkit

Either way, both clubs are full of nothing but incessant circle-jerking.

EDIT: Goddamnit Vax. :U

Oh oops, I did interpret that wrong, sorry.