1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Snarf · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:46 pm

Dunfy wrote:

but wouldn't vax's sperm term them black

100% Medically Accurate

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

I only use self-produced items.

Snarf · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:50 pm

Trygve wrote:

I only use self-produced items.

Well I did produce myself.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

If it makes you feel better for never being on top, okay.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:19 pm

Trygve wrote:

If it makes you feel better for never being on top, okay.

weird
this is what i said to peter last night

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Operation Awesome wrote:

Because, well, I guess it's because my sexual thoughts were rather limited up until then. It wasn't as if girls did much for me, in any case. I guess.

In all honestly it's all been reduced to a bit of a haze now.

Ohh, okay, I understand.

Rullett · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:38 pm

Mete wrote:

Not to offend anyone but I really cant think of a reason why a healthy, non-overly religious person past 16 would not have masturbated at least once in their life. Not actively, but at least once. Sex hard-coded into your brain, for god's sake. Especially when you're a teen.

The raging teenage hormones aren't all that rageful in some people I guess! I figure that if it was something I should be doing, then my body would be saying "This is a thing you should do and I'm gonna make you do it."

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:39 pm

And then Rullett cures cancer with all of the time he doesn't spend on masturbating.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

snrk snrk

put down that mandolin

snrk snrk rullett lyrics

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:47 pm

Rullett wrote:

Mete wrote:

Not to offend anyone but I really cant think of a reason why a healthy, non-overly religious person past 16 would not have masturbated at least once in their life. Not actively, but at least once. Sex hard-coded into your brain, for god's sake. Especially when you're a teen.

The raging teenage hormones aren't all that rageful in some people I guess! I figure that if it was something I should be doing, then my body would be saying "This is a thing you should do and I'm gonna make you do it."

it's also called asexuality
which is an actual thing WOAH.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Not masturbating doesn't mean you're asexual.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:49 pm

it doesn't, but it would mean you don't feel the urge to, as well
so that would be a good reason to have never done it

Vax · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:51 pm

not having rampant sexual thoughts also does not mean you're asexual

I mean I only jack it once in a blue moon and I ain't all about dat pussy all day err day. Doesn't mean I don't do nothin or get any urges.

Sometimes it's less of an asexual thing and more of a coming into your own sorta thing that happens as you get older.

And first person to make a joke outta that line is banned because too easy

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:53 pm

(it's more of a response to this part)

Quote:

why a healthy, non-overly religious person past 16 would not have masturbated at least once in their life

Rullett · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:56 pm

I'd wondered about the whole asexuality thing but it's such an odd concept to define that I don't know how to apply it. People always seem to have a different take on it when it comes to attraction to people, if they do masturbate or not, if they would actually date etc etc.

Trygve wrote:

snrk snrk

put down that mandolin

snrk snrk rullett lyrics

They always wipe off the gun after Tony's used it.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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