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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:50 pm 
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Usually I fap maybe 3-4 times a day.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:06 pm 
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Usually I fap maybe 3-4 times a day.

Maybe.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:10 am 
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man does masturbating really feel good enough to do it that often?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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This night is just full of awful shits.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I'm considering shaving my head so I don't take nearly an hour a day washing it.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i cut my hair really short a few weeks ago. i still have hair but it's in this cute pixie style like emma watson's and it's a dream to wash

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not cutting my hair until it gains sentience

i fucking love long hair

bitches actin' up?

wa-fuckin-pish, bitches. hairslap.

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I really need to go to the store but I can't be bothered showering.

Maybe I should go at night when nobody is around.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You should probably do the whole showering thing instead

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Better start motivating myself then.


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Alex wrote:
man does masturbating really feel good enough to do it that often?

Most of the time yeah
although I don't do it that often

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People always try and convince me that masturbation/sex is the best thing ever but my reaction is still: nah.

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