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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:19 am 
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Just caught my father looking at porn (haven't told him yet)
Try to blackmail him y/n?

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Blackmail him into spending some father and son time with you.


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Blackmail him into turning over his porn stache to you.

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Watch porn with him.

Bonding

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:06 am 
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Watch porn with him, bond for a couple minutes.
Make porn with him, bond for a lifetime.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:15 am 
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The other day I spent a small bit of time contributing to 4chan's /d/ board. It was pretty fun, since I already have a hefty amount of /d/ content in my porn folder.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My bodyhair always seems to grow back only a few hours after shaving it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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BurntToShreds wrote:
The other day I spent a small bit of time contributing to 4chan's /d/ board. It was pretty fun, since I already have a hefty amount of /d/ content in my porn folder.

If any of it was Dmitry's you can join Crush Bandicoot, Foo, and I in our brotherhood of porn


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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Watch porn with him.

Bonding


Good old fashion father-son beat off.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:37 pm 
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Nefarious Bear wrote:
Vaxidd8 wrote:
Watch porn with him.

Bonding


Good old fashion father-son beat off.


Ah the memories.

Once I remember I was beating off for about 4 and a half hours, I think I was just really bored the whole time.
And when I finish it hit my face, so not only did I have to shower but my balls were as sore as can be.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:44 pm 
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Why would you be beating off for 4 hours?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I had nothing better to do.
That and TV sucked, so much.

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I had nothing better to do.
That and TV sucked, so much.


There's probably some sort of meme for this.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Thats kinda sad.

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