AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I prefer using male deodorant because I enjoy the smell. but I agree, If you can smell it and youre not uber close, then yes there is too much on you. :U

Oh man so many times have I met women that I can smell their perfume a few feet away
and there's no wind to blow the scent towards me.

it's always something that makes me nauseous too. Why can't potent scents like that be nice smelling at least?


Yea I think I know some girls who would put it on their legs?
Or somewhere weird like that.

I prefer body sprays to perfume. they dissapate. and smell GOOD.

The scent of perfume honestly smells bodaciously toxic to me. I don't know why, but I can't stand it when I smell it in a car or anywhere else.

don't worry bro
I'm on it

I have an intense hatred for spray anything meant to smell.
Mostly because the kids in the locker room at school bodaciously use an entire can of Axe between 3 people. DAILY. After gym I have a headache that lasts until the next day that no amount of Tylenol/Motrin/Ibuprofen can get rid of. (Recommended dosage? HAHA I'M GOING TO THROB ALL DAY. Twice recommended dosage? HAHA I'M GOING TO THROB UNTIL JUST BEFORE YOU GO TO BED)

I use an unscented roll-on deodorant specifically because nobody should ever have to smell me from any distance except right fucking here. And there is no reason for anyone to suddenly be all up in my grill at the moment, so I have no scent.

I forget where I heard this:

Rock hard action.

i don't really use perfume because i like to get my artificial scent from my body wash

i only use bodywash that smells like toasted nuts/vanilla & sugar or "Sugar and Spice"(i can only get this scent at christmas but it's my favorite because i smell like Mrs. Clause's kitchen on christmas eve)


according to my friends, they like to be near me because i smell delicious

I use unscented deodorants because the idea of someone taking note of how I smell, for better or worse, is a little off-putting. Except when I had some bodysprays that smelled exactly like strawberry/mango/watermelon/whatever flavour you were using. God, I miss them.

My cousin once bought me cologne that was so strong that my parents told me if I ever wanted to put it on, spray it lightly once in the air in front of me and walk through the mist.

I'd rather use talcum powder or scented oils or soap instead of purfume. I perfure more natural flowery smells then "bubblegum candy power" or whatever those kids use to make themselves smell.

Edit: oh god I haven't had sex in a year, this is weird to realize and think about.

I just use an original scent Old Spice classic stick. I like the smell, it works very well, and it's subtle enough so people can't smell it unless they stick their nose in my pits.

old spice is the sexiest and most manliest scent

old spice really is the greatest. it's subtle but really awesome and unless people are smelling your pits it doesn't bother them.

swag is like doubly sexy scent

Decided to squirt some warm water into my ear because it was slightly clogged.

Shit, the amount of ear wax that poured out is surprising.

I have to do this more often seeing as the ear wax tends to collect in the ear canal.