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great googly moogly


any juri ones

There are some nice ones and then some that are just too stupid

After playing Diablo II again, I realized that Andariel still gives me that good ol "why boner"

You will learn to appreciate deodorant if you get into sports. Have you ever seen a man sweat so much a puddle forms where ever he stands?

I didn't really mean deodorant (unless it has a strong odor) since any self-respecting person uses it, was talking more along the line of perfumes and such, you know, intentionally making yourself smell


What, the pixel-sized nipples?

Deodorant usually has a far stronger smell than perfume from my experiences. Also why does man deodorant and even man perfume smell like a punch to the face? It's annoying that I can't apply any of that without gagging and feeling uncomfortable through the whole experience.

The Nivea for men type I use smells pretty nice

Pretty sure that ''Punch to the Face'' is a smell for men's deodorant.
Just like ''Solid Steel'' and ''Arctic Ice''.
What the hell do those mean, anyway?

They mean you'll smell like a man instead of a pretty princess dangling through the flowers.

If by man you mean like a hooker from 20 feet away, then yeah :U

Opinions and a lot of different brands :p.

I like people that wear perfume
As long as it's subtle

I wear cologne pretty much every time I go out. Feels good, man. But if anybody who isn't hugging you can smell it, you're wearing too much.

The problem is it's rarely subtle. Once they become acclimated to the scent they put more on. And more. And more. And more. Until they're bathing in the stuff.

I hate the people who do that because their mere presence can trigger an asthma attack in people. My mom especially. When one of those persistent perfume sellers the big department stores tried to get a quick spritz in on her I almost punched the clerk in the face. All it would take to shut down most of her breathing is that one spritz and she's down for the next few days.

I rarely if ever wear perfume unless I'm going to church or some fancy event, and even then not often because Tuxedo Mask hates it and he is usually the one accompanying me to said fancy events.

I also only spray my wrists and neck and don't reapply at all. I prefer light scents so I like to think I'm never overpowering x: My sister used to wear Love Spell (super strong perfume that Victoria's Secret made a few years ago,) and she'd DROWN herself in it.

She'd fucking spray it up her skirts I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DO THIS