AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I already knew that bit. It was just that he didn't strike me as the person to go to gay porn for cheddar. You'd think he would have had a go at straight porn first. He was one of those "I'm god's gift to women" types that was full of himself completely. He got the "Most likely to have his own workout video" which was my year's stupid remake of "Best Body" superlative.

So I trimmed my armpit hair. It was getting a bit longish.

I've never really trimmed any form of hair that isn't on my head/face. Are you supposed to?

When your deodorant dries and sticks it together so it pulls and hurts if you stretch your arms several hours later



then yes, it needs a trim

Well it's never done that to me, so I'm sure I'm fine.

If it begins to look like an unruly, unattractive mess, then it would be a good idea. Not really necessary in the way that cutting your hair is not really necessary.

well then you have genetically superior armpits to mine




or maybe just better deodorant.

I just use Axe. Nothing special

I hate the smell of Axe. Mostly because the people that used it in gym stunk, and it did nothing for the smell but mix with it.

Axe Sharp Focus over here.


It only happens occasionally, though. *shrug* When it starts getting bushy (that is, possibly visible with arms lowered), it's time to trim. That's that.

I use Phoenix. The white kind of chalky stick stuff. It works. I don't care.

I don't like the chalky white deodorants. Gets all over the armpit of the shirt.

Also, they seem to not work quite as well for me.

old spice swag

smells so fucking good oh man

Axe is shit in a tube.

Any Old Spice is infinitely better.

Old Spice Original.

For Men.