AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I drank too much coffee this morning and now I have to pee so bad but I don't use school bathrooms because I've actually heard the janitors talking about how they won't clean them.
My bladder is just going to have to wait until i get home in...six and a quarter hours.

Squat above the toilet/stand?

Pee on the bathroom floor. To teach the janitors a lesson, of course.

You probably will make that face. Just sayin'

But unless the giver of blow/handjobs is doing it wrong, you won't get bored.

Just read the student handbook for my high school and found out that you can't ride the Bus if you've ever been convicted of Incest.

Why this has to be explicitly stated I don't want to investigate

i drank like 3 cans of monster last night and then i drank like 2 relentless today because im tired as shit
anyway i had a shit and its a strong yellow green colour, the same as the drink

i dont think ill be drinking energy drink as often now

only faggots drink them at all

Speaking of energy drinks/caffeine shots

My older brother pretty much runs on them now.

He works constantly changing hours, and now he's a dad

so he's lucky to get a slightly unreasonable amount of sleep each night

Anyone, it's become a joke at work (we work together). He always has some new energy drink or caffeine shot.

Anyway, this one guy who used to work with us now sells ALL-NATURAL energy drinks. That is, no added stuff to make you more awake and such.

Anyway, his daughter (who still works with us) brought in some samples for my brother.

Banana flavored.

Description of taste, texture, and appearance, according to my brother:
"Have you ever eaten Taco Bell? It was the same color and texture as the stuff you find in the toilet the next morning. Smelled similar, probably tasted the same."

All natural banana energy drinks: Taste like taco shit

I love food that looks the same going in as it does coming out. Makes the world go round.

I am a guy, I don't normally sit to pee.

It's this kind of thinking that makes them never clean the bathrooms.

Anyway, I just waited until everyone left the locker room before gym then peed in the toilet there. I had absolute privacy, and there were 2 locks between me and everyone else.

So apparently there are two people from my town and went to the the same school as me that have done porn .
One was from my year, and I never would have expected him to do gay porn. The other is still a senior but she's top of her class, which makes it hilarious since everyone apparently knows about this now.
I guess it's because this is such a small town and there really isn't much to do.

it's... a way to make cheddar? though apparently a lot of guys in gay porn aren't gay. they just need cheddar.

THE MORE YOU KNOW --*

If they're in gay porn then they have a really shaky defense with the "not gay" bit.

Same with male prisoners who rape each other and then say they're not gay.

"gay for pay," etc. etc.