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Chopstix
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:33 am 
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i cant look at myself masturbate

because i'll start laughing

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HisanTakura
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Condition yourself. Equate the pleasure feeling with laughing.

Have a giggly orgasm
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Chopstix
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I'll wake the neighbors. You guys have no idea how funny I'll find doing that to myself.

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Hide from yourself and do it stealthily. Peek out every now and then to see if you're still there.

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Chopstix
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too tall and chubby to be stealthy

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Sit down there full frontal and race yourself to an orgasm. First to reach 5 wins.

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I love this page.

Never thought I'd laugh so hard at a conversation about a man jacking off

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Chopstix
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why on god's great earth would you tell a fat man to race anything

next you'll tell me to reach out and touch myself while touching myself

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Just stare each other down.
The first one to look away bring urtimate shamefur dispray to his famiry.

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Chopstix
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i'll just ask my roommate to referee it. so i can have some watch me watching myself masturbate

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Snarf
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PENALTY!!!

THE BALLS CLEARLY TOUCHED!

FIRST DOWN!

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Chopstix
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FALSE START

"gross dude, clean yourself up"

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Alright guys, I have a question, when recieving oral or a handjob, what exactly do you do?


this is solely for future refrence but I was thinking the other day

do you just sit back and relax, or does one do something to "help" in some way?

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Exeres
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Sit back and relax. When my ex was giving me head, she swatted at my hands every time I tried to do something, so I just sat back and let her do her thing.

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betrippin
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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yes, but I feel if I just sit back and relax I'll just get bored, or just make a face that ooks like this the whole time:

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well whatever happens I'll probably end up spacing out during and letting my instincts take over

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