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Strange, but don't you think it's kind of ironic that if this would happen then the most war-torn countries would actually be the safest, presuming that humanity unites against it, of course.

Not a "After the zeds are gone we're all friends" perspective but a "Hey that zombies trying to kill both of us, let's both kill it".

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#1 weapon guaranteed to get you killed in a zombie apocalypse - Katana.

Yeah, there's bound to be Japanophilephobes in the zombie mix. And there's even more bound to be samurai zombies, rule of crazy awesome says so.

Except samurai used guns. You'd have to go back to the 15th century and before if you wanted katana-wielding samurai. And they're well decomposed by now.

Although then again, they'll probably be zombie raptors too, so my point may be moot.

But the rule of crazy awesome disregards historical accuracy, the rule of crazy awesome just makes those zombie samurai get new, better guns and then they fly around shooting everything even when there's no target and then they get Sci-fi-ey weapons and go around going "pew pew science!" and then they... well, I better stop before I make myself look more like an ADHD nerd idiot.


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Actually, new plan:

Fly to Madagascar.


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Plasma wrote:
Actually, new plan:

Fly to Madagascar.


You'd have to land in a field, because all they got is a sea port. Assuming also that the fields aren't already clogged with planes. And that the entirety of Madgascar has cliffs where it meets the ocean, that way zombies can't go underwater to get there.

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Leoj wrote:
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Blades dont need reloading.


That's such a douchbag argument. While true, it's so far-sighted that it completely ignores the here and now. I mean, you won't need to worry about ammo if you're dead. Which you will be if you use only a blade, because a sea of zombies doesn't care if you're saving on ammunition.

Personally, I would go with something small, light, accurate, and reliable, like the AKS-74U, LR-300, Tavor TAR-21, SIG SG 551, Stg.77 AUG, SCAR-L, HK G36C, et cetera, et cetera. There's plenty of ammunition to go around. Hell, all most nations ever do is prepare to go to war. Just pick a gun with common, standard ammunition and you should be fine.

...you should read the zombie survival guide...

There's your problem right there. So he wrote a book. Big fucking deal. That doesn't make him qualified. Is it an enjoyable read? Yes. Should his book be taken as gospel and he be taken as an expert? No.


There are over two million civilian-owned guns in this country. You can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't be able to find plenty of ammunition.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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Blades dont need reloading.


That's such a douchbag argument. While true, it's so far-sighted that it completely ignores the here and now. I mean, you won't need to worry about ammo if you're dead. Which you will be if you use only a blade, because a sea of zombies doesn't care if you're saving on ammunition.

Personally, I would go with something small, light, accurate, and reliable, like the AKS-74U, LR-300, Tavor TAR-21, SIG SG 551, Stg.77 AUG, SCAR-L, HK G36C, et cetera, et cetera. There's plenty of ammunition to go around. Hell, all most nations ever do is prepare to go to war. Just pick a gun with common, standard ammunition and you should be fine.

...you should read the zombie survival guide...

There's your problem right there. So he wrote a book. Big fucking deal. That doesn't make him qualified. Is it an enjoyable read? Yes. Should his book be taken as gospel and he be taken as an expert? No.


There are over two million civilian-owned guns in this country. You can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't be able to find plenty of ammunition.


In populated areas. Populated areas are not where you want to be in the middle of a zombie outbreak.

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Phoenix wrote:
#1 weapon guaranteed to get you killed in a zombie apocalypse - Katana.


I would have to disagree, a good real katana is not bad. Assuming you know how to use it you can easily slice through someones head or at least stab through their eye to destroy the brain. If worse comes to worse just chop their torso in half and run. In a zombie apoc you arent really trying to KILL the zombies you are more likely trying to escape. Killing and eradication will come later when people figure out whats going on and how to deal with it, by that time I am sure some organization or government remnant will help with that. at that time its best to use guns and ammo and what not but at the initial outbreak your best bet is to run and survive until you get to a relatively safe place.

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Stop writing, LEoj.

Everything as ups and downs.

Blades - don't need reload
Can snap or dull with use
Puts you at close range

Guns - Are efficient
Can jam
Limited ammo

Unless you were all able to pull fisitcuffs, you can be fucked either way.


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Leoj wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Leoj wrote:
...you should read the zombie survival guide...

There's your problem right there. So he wrote a book. Big fucking deal. That doesn't make him qualified. Is it an enjoyable read? Yes. Should his book be taken as gospel and he be taken as an expert? No.


There are over two million civilian-owned guns in this country. You can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't be able to find plenty of ammunition.


In populated areas. Populated areas are not where you want to be in the middle of a zombie outbreak.


Dude, most of those guns are owned by rednecks in the NRA. Who do not live in populated areas.

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The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.


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iconsting wrote:
The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.


"Meleeing"? Is that what you kids say instead of "hitting with you gun" or "turning the gun into an improvised club"?

Gee, I mean there isn't anything wrong with the paragraph, just the god daisies word.

"Meleeing"? Next time I go up to someone who offended me, I'm going to say "Say that again and I'm going to melee you for 10 blunt damage!"


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I live in a fairly low population area, so I'd have time to plan. I'd probably build wooden fortifications around my house, and sit on the top floor firing my bow(I have poor accuracy with guns) at the zombies. Though, when the raptor zombies come around, we're all dead anyway.

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