1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

hotb · **Posted:** Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:36 pm

I think this muffin has been in my room for a good while but I'm gonna eat it anyway

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I pooped some time ago
I still need to poop

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:35 pm

>have diarrhea
>poop and wipe etc
>toilet decides this is the perfect time to get clogged
>plungering toilet for 10 minutes straight, toilet still not unclogging

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Snarf · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:08 am

I once plunged my friends hotel room's toliet. I was just being lazy and didn't want to have to help them
pack their things and move to another room. It wasn't solid poo either.

That aside.

I saw a really hot guy at work today.

He was muscular but had a bit of fat. Built would be the closest word.
He had a scraggly beard but pulled it off quite well. I was lucky enough for him
not knowing what he wanted so he stood looking at the different flavors of rope sausage for about 2 minutes.
So I got plenty of gazing in. And when he walked away
DAT booty

DAT booty ALL DAY EVERYDAY!

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:17 am

This guy in my history class that sits next to me...

I don't know why, but I like his face (I just know someone's going to get a mental picture of me ripping it off of him or something). He somehow manages to pull off freckles, and he's one of the few people that can wear a hat backwards without looking like a douchebag.

Still not sure if this is a case of Stupid Sexy Flanders or if I actually have some attraction to his face. However, I'm normally horrible with faces (and names, but I don't know his name, so...

) and I can remember his clearly.

It kinda sucks to not know your sexual orientation sometimes. Mixed messages and whatnot... :/

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:22 am

So the girl that denied me a date?

She wears low cut dresses.

All the time.

JUST TO TAUNT ME.

Snarf · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:26 am

Marcato wrote:

So the girl that denied me a date?

She wears low cut dresses.

All the time.

JUST TO TAUNT ME.

She isn't taunting you, bro. She is inviting you!
SHEWANTSTOFUCK.jpg

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:28 am

Oh no, this is a taunt.

For sure.

Snarf · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:31 am

Marcato wrote:

Oh no, this is a taunt.

For sure.

You won't know until you force yourself on her.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:33 am

Tell the police she was asking for it.

Snarf · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:37 am

Gryewolf wrote:

Tell the police she was begging for it.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:25 am

not really funny, guys...

Chopstix · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:30 am

speaking of subject changes

my new apartment has these closets with mirrors on them

now when i masturbate i cant look to my right because it's like i'm watching myself and that just creeps me the fuck out

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:32 am

Chopstix wrote:

speaking of subject changes

my new apartment has these closets with mirrors on them

now when i masturbate i cant look to my right because it's like i'm watching myself and that just creeps me the fuck out

Look, there's someone in here with you, and they're getting off just looking at you get off.

Looks like you have a stalker. :P

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Stare yourself down and teach yourself who's boss.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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