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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:13 am 
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CRAP!

That was meant to say "glad you weren't turned off by it"


I wish I had a guy. But being catholic and gay and extremely self conscious keeps me from having one.


Become a priest, than you can have all of the young men you could ever want. :awesomeface:

I'm going to be killed now, aren't I?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:15 am 
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Snarf wrote:
CRAP!

That was meant to say "glad you weren't turned off by it"


I wish I had a guy. But being catholic and gay and extremely self conscious keeps me from having one.


Become a priest, than you can have all of the young men you could ever want. :awesomeface:

I'm going to be killed now, aren't I?


No.

Now is the time for hugs and high-fives.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:20 am 
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So tonight boyfriend and I were supposed to do stuff because my family is out of town.
Just as we are getting started my brother comes home.

God fucking dammit.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:11 am 
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Snarf wrote:
See I actually partially described myself as nonsexual because I don't feel attraction toward people in a sexual way.
The act of sex is arousing but not individual people especially ones in real life.
But I always thought of asexual as the reproduction process and thus never used it as a description.

I've found the human body more and more physically repulsive the older I have gotten - and the human face even more so.

I get absolutely zero arousal from seeing naked human bodies; I rarely even find anthropomorphic characters attractive anymore.

I've convinced myself that I'm the victim of some rogue deity's practical joke - everyday being forced to live in this body surrounded by human beings - creatures I have no physical romantic interest in whatsoever.

Hell holds no fear for me because I'm already there.*


*An exaggeration of sorts because I at least enjoy the animal and plant life here.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:26 am 
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doesn't being a bottom hurt?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:29 am 
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Please tell me that's directed at somebody else and you're not trolling me.

EDIT: Nvm it's to do with the frot stuff from the previous page (I hadn't actually clicked that link).

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:52 am 
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doesn't being a bottom hurt?

Kind of?

It's a really tough feeling to describe actually.

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Wouldn't you say it's a rather hard feeling?
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It's kind of a pain in the booty

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Tales wrote:
doesn't being a bottom hurt?

The first few times. After that...it isn't bad at all.

Again, all assuming that you are doing it right. If it causes unbearable pain...stop it dear god stop it.
But some people just aren't made to be bottom, as no matter what it just hurts too much. It's just one of those things you try a few times to see if you like it.
But as long as you relax, use plenty of lube, and take it slowly at first it should be alright.

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This is the most gay this thread has ever been.

I suppose I have a preference to bottom but it's very slight. It doesn't really matter to me. Although I'm a virgin soooo

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Avengifier wrote:
This is the most gay this thread has ever been.

I suppose I have a preference to bottom but it's very slight. It doesn't really matter to me. Although I'm a virgin soooo


Isn't it, though?

And um yeah I have no idea what my preference would be.

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I can help with that~

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