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Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i miss sex

and the wiring on my vibrator shorted out. life sucks.

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Do not read the following spoiler if you do not want to hear about hot gay sex.

So I totally bottomed for the first time tonight. Is it normal to get really lightheaded? oh jeez


That would actually sort of depend on how much you do it. I was a little lightheaded the first time, but it did sort of fade out after a few more goes at it.

I'm a bit more of a top guy though so I have not done that very much.

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And from now on I will say any gay guys in a relationship not having sex at the moment have agreed to a ceasefire.

I guess that makes me Switzerland.

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Tuxedo Mask told me he wanted to buy a dildo.

I couldn't help but laugh.

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As my friend once said "Things are only meant to come out of there."

I have tried but I do not get pleasure from having things up there.

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Snarf wrote:
As my friend once said "Things are only meant to come out of there."

I have tried but I do not get pleasure from having things up there.


you may be doing it wrong, actually!

or you're using things that are too big

you gotta sort of work at it. it's a long-term gain.

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Oh hey it's like gay central all up in here.

I've noticed I've been fapping a lot more than I used to since college started.
I dunno, maybe it's the stresses of school or whatever.




Also I had no idea that Galaxy Man or Snarf were gay. WE'RE LIKE AN INFESTATION.

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Operation Awesome wrote:
Oh hey it's like gay central all up in here.

I've noticed I've been fapping a lot more than I used to since college started.
I dunno, maybe it's the stresses of school or whatever.




Also I had no idea that Galaxy Man or Snarf were gay. WE'RE LIKE AN INFESTATION.


Yep I just hit on every single sexy man in this joint, but I am totally straight.

VAGINAS RULE!


But yeah there is a surprising amount of gay forum members.

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It is sort of an acquired taste. Once you do it a few times you get used to it. Granted you are doing it right.

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Operation Awesome wrote:
Also I had no idea that Galaxy Man or Snarf were gay. WE'RE LIKE AN INFESTATION.


I'm bi on the technicality that I like tiddies

other than that little bump i'm pretty gay.




it's sort of my dream to be wallace wells.

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Chekt wrote:
It is sort of an acquired taste. Once you do it a few times you get used to it. Granted you are doing it right.


Shouldn't that read "Granted THAT you are doing it right." I mean it isn't like you know if I am doing it right or not.




Did my bushes just move?

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That is a good dream, Galaxy Man.

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i think everyone likes tiddies

they're pretty magical

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Not particularly, actually.

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I like pecs. Really muscular pecs. They kind of look like tiddies.

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