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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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you should have said "sorry there's no more room on the bus you'll have to sit on my penis"

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That shit can hurt man. Especialy if it rubs against the jeans.

That doesn't really hurt for me unless the foreskin somehow gets pulled back.

The thing is pretty useful sometimes.

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When your head rubs against it directly it's not very fun.

I doubt you'd have that problem since you have forskin, and if it gets pulled back it might be a bit worse, since your head is more sensitive, I think.

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The thing is pretty useful sometimes.


Man, seriously shit's the best.

It's gotta suck being circumcised.

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:U Dicks.

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You never told me about that. I woulda had a good laugh over that. ahahhaahahhaah

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So guys, which is better? Turtlenecks or t-shirts?

I personally prefer mine without a turtleneck.

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So guys, which is better? Turtlenecks or t-shirts?

I personally prefer mine without a turtleneck.


depends: is it a striped sweater?

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i do not like turtlenecks

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I don't own many turtlenecks.

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I'm circumcised.

Err, I mean I don't have a turtleneck.

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flaccid penises look really really sad

i just want to hug them but not actually because they're penises

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Don't hug them. You'll trigger their self-defense where they swell up to three times their normal size in an attempt to scare off predators. Further antagonizing them will result in their spitting a sticky white fluid before they deflate and try to play dead.

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Don't hug them. You'll trigger their self-defense where they swell up to three times their normal size in an attempt to scare off predators. Further antagonizing them will result in their spitting a sticky white fluid before they deflate and try to play dead.


Yes... 3 times their normal size... *shifty glance*

Ladies? :awesomeface:

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Do not read the following spoiler if you do not want to hear about hot gay sex.

So I totally bottomed for the first time tonight. Is it normal to get really lightheaded? oh jeez

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