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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:08 pm 
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this isn't that tmi but basically like at this party i was at there was no lock on the cubicle so i was trying to go the toilet while like bracing myself agaisnt the door but then this man tried to get in and he apologized and just started to wait and started saying "it's ok lad, it's not like I'm in a rush or anything, take your time" and i hated him for it because then i couldn't go the toilet knowing some old man was waiting specifically for me so i just put my pants back on and left, not looking him in the eye.


The homoerotic situations have returned! Not that they were ever far away.

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Tales wrote:
this isn't that tmi but basically like at this party i was at there was no lock on the cubicle so i was trying to go the toilet while like bracing myself agaisnt the door but then this man tried to get in and he apologized and just started to wait and started saying "it's ok lad, it's not like I'm in a rush or anything, take your time" and i hated him for it because then i couldn't go the toilet knowing some old man was waiting specifically for me so i just put my pants back on and left, not looking him in the eye.

I read that sentence all in one go and my head-voice ran out of breath. That must have been a heck of a dump to constitute bracing yourself against the door.

i always seem to read my sentences online really quickly, i also use quite bad grammar when i'm not typing in a serious thread aha (like the Taboo Topics for instance). And ahaha I was in a really awkward position; my legs sticking out trying to hold the door and my left hand on the handle to stop it from turning.

and madican pfff i don't think it's very homoerotic just plain rude.

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The old dude definitely thought it was homoerotic.

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I woke up today with a swollen upper lip, but only on one half. It looks like a daisies marble with a white patch in the center. I think a small bug might've bit me while I was asleep, but I kind of felt it forming before I went to bed last night. It looks horrible and I'm supposed to be going out later with friends. Gahh..
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Doncha just hate it when you go to take a dump, and you finish up and THEN you realize there is no toilet paper?

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I have a swollen taste bud. Or something. I have no idea what this is.

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Never happened to me, we always have enough.

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Has it ever happened to you that you have a boner but you're wearing tight jeans so your dick can't stand up properly and it ends up sideways and it gets out of your underpants and it's really awkward because now you're dick is touching your thigh and your pants? Yeah that happened to me this morning

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That shit can hurt man. Especialy if it rubs against the jeans.

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It especially sucks if you get a boner while wearing a jeans and keep getting teased so it doesn't go away but you can't do anything about it because you are outside, sitting on a bench waiting for the bus with your partner so it starts hurting like hell after some time and won't really stop for a long time even after the boner is gone... N-not that that happened to me or anything.

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If that happens to me I usually slip away somewhere and do the belt thing.
The only solution to that problem.
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
If I can I prefer to rustle aboutso it points downward, and make sure it's still in my boxers.
Usualy it goes away after a bit but other times, nope.

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>get boner on the bus
>standing
>ton of people on the bus
>girl bumps into me when it turns

oh god whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy

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Wink at her suggestively.

Get ready to run if she reaches into her purse.

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I actually got very lucky that she ended up slamming into my chest instead of my dick.
In more ways than one.

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