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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:08 am 
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Inaccessible as hell too.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Nose pimples are the worse. Had a big one right smack dab on the center, barely squeezed it and it was like "GOOOOP"

Not too mention they just dont stop bleeding when you pop them.


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My chin does that. Mind you, my chin pimples were a lot worse when I was like, Thirteen.

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Fucking ear pimples.
Never stop pussing.

wait wat.
THAT IS HELL


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Kira. :U

Pimples are hell in general.

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Basically any pimples inside the Triangle of Death completely suck to pop.

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triangle of death?


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A phrase my dad uses.

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I thought it was somewhere else. :awesomeface:
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We don't talk about where you're thinking of. There is so much pain there.

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triangle of death?


A location where popping a pimple has the small chance of connecting to the "drainage" nerves from the brain, leading to possible infection which could cause severe damage or death.

Jury's out on whether or not it exists.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Wait, that's why it's called that?

Huh. I thought it was just because it hurt so freakin bad.

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I have never smelled so bad as I have today. I'd been running around all day wearing a t-shirt, flak-vest, thick coat, pants, leg-armor and a shield all day.

I think a few flies might've dropped dead the moment I took my shirt off.

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this isn't that tmi but basically like at this party i was at there was no lock on the cubicle so i was trying to go the toilet while like bracing myself agaisnt the door but then this man tried to get in and he apologized and just started to wait and started saying "it's ok lad, it's not like I'm in a rush or anything, take your time" and i hated him for it because then i couldn't go the toilet knowing some old man was waiting specifically for me so i just put my pants back on and left, not looking him in the eye.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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this isn't that tmi but basically like at this party i was at there was no lock on the cubicle so i was trying to go the toilet while like bracing myself agaisnt the door but then this man tried to get in and he apologized and just started to wait and started saying "it's ok lad, it's not like I'm in a rush or anything, take your time" and i hated him for it because then i couldn't go the toilet knowing some old man was waiting specifically for me so i just put my pants back on and left, not looking him in the eye.

I read that sentence all in one go and my head-voice ran out of breath. That must have been a heck of a dump to constitute bracing yourself against the door.

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