AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Rain of fire.

c-c-c-c-combobreaker or whatever


I have a rash thing on the edge of my right armpit

it has got to be from my work uniform rubbing there
probably irritated by daily doses of deodorant

blugh

Try a different deodorant for a few weeks.

I used to use a deodorant called 'Right Guard' without any problems, but then they changed their formula and I got irritated like crazy.

Now I use a brand called 'Sure', they even have a 'Sensitive' flavour but I've never been irritated by any of the flavours they make.

i think you mean scents, not flavors

unless eating deodorant is the new craze in europe

i keep saying flavor instead of scent, too

a lot


and i have at least one friend who's driven bonkers by it

Hahaha! Yeah I say flavour because of the mental images it creates and the reactions it provokes.

The idea of people licking each other's armpits to compare deodorants is enough to make anybody get up and say something.

If I were somehow alone for a long period of time, like stranded on an island or something of the sorts.
I'd be naked all day erryday. I'm much more comfortable naked, so maybe I should join a nudist camp or something...except that I don't want to see other people naked...hmmmm

You'd be naked on an island? What about all of that sand, and the things IN that sand? My booty isn't going to touch bare ground... now if I had a chair, and I could reasonably believe nothing is going to be all over it...

Also, do you really want your dick to be sunburned?

Clothes were not designed with societal constraints in mind, but protection. You might think that a shirt and shorts do nothing, but in actuality they are protecting you from all those little scratches, bites, and jabs that would otherwise have hit the skin rather than cloth. On an island this would be especially important, what with plant life and all.

Well, the island was just an example of how somehow I'd be all alone for a long period of time.

dammit nature, get out of my holes

I hate seeing myself naked. Everything jiggles.

But that's the best part

Never stop.

I think I been dehydrating myself again, my pee is looking and smelling really potent today.

Something on my booty hurts. It might be a pimple or a bug bite or some shit.