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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:48 pm 
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when I am introduced to a new group of people the first thing I do is read about their masturbation habbits


I'll never tell.

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Rullett
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This stuff doesn't even faze me, the internet has shown me much worse. /shudder

And now I feel obligated to share something gross but I don't reckon I have anything.

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Head of The Brothel wrote:
when I am introduced to a new group of people the first thing I do is read about their masturbation habbits

If you want I can show you my porn

I'll have to put it in a single mappen for you though

one is the lonliest mappen you'll ever do

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Rullett wrote:
This stuff doesn't even faze me, the internet has shown me much worse. /shudder

And now I feel obligated to share something gross but I don't reckon I have anything.


you can always talk incessantly about your poop
that seems to work for some people

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Rullett
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Poop, eh? WELL. Yesterday was the first time I'd shat in four days and it was a ghost poo. I was so disappointed.

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Just took a dump that felt as though it had collected every piece of crap in my colon into one tight ball and exploded out with a loud PLONK into the water below. I felt empty afterwards. not hungry, but like there was now a lot of space in my gut.

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Chekt
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I hate it when you shit, and water splashes your asshole.

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and your anus hasn't had time to close yet so that dollop of cold water goes right up in there

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Rullett
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That's how it used to be before the French invented a sink for your butt and called it a bidet. I dared to use one in a fit of madness and it would have scared the shit out of me had I not just gone.

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That's how it used to be before the French invented a sink for your butt and called it a bidet. I dared to use one in a fit of madness and it would have scared the shit out of me had I not just gone.

Heated seats.


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Bah, cold seats just encourage you to get your business done ASAP and not linger.

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Rullett
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Good for waking you up on a sleepy winter morning too.

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