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Mete
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So I noticed I had blood in my piss and realized to check the long list of side effects my acne medicine causes, and sure enough, it was under common side effects. Good to know it has a reason, just that it's weird that it didn't happen until almost two months after the prescription.

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slammed my finger in the door, but at a weird angle
you know that white thing that's on nails, it's kinda soft and it's not really nail, and i'm not sure what it is.
well that's gone now. along with all the skin around it.
it has all been replaced by blood.

i'm assuming this is a very very bad thing

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Mete wrote:
So I noticed I had blood in my piss and realized to check the long list of side effects my acne medicine causes, and sure enough, it was under common side effects. Good to know it has a reason, just that it's weird that it didn't happen until almost two months after the prescription.


How can an acne medication cause blood in your urine

At what point does a cure meant for your face end up eviscerating your bladder

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Galaxy Man wrote:
slammed my finger in the door, but at a weird angle
you know that white thing that's on nails, it's kinda soft and it's not really nail, and i'm not sure what it is.
well that's gone now. along with all the skin around it.
it has all been replaced by blood.

i'm assuming this is a very very bad thing



It's your cuticle. It helps with fingernail type stuff

You'll be fine

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Mete
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Mr. Mander wrote:
Mete wrote:
So I noticed I had blood in my piss and realized to check the long list of side effects my acne medicine causes, and sure enough, it was under common side effects. Good to know it has a reason, just that it's weird that it didn't happen until almost two months after the prescription.


How can an acne medication cause blood in your urine

At what point does a cure meant for your face end up eviscerating your bladder

High vitamin A levels apparently

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Neither is just sliding the thing in and out?
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The Idiotic Oracle
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maybe it's the vibrations bacon likes

i know i prefer vibrations and don't do so well without it

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The Idiotic Oracle
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so five minutes ago i went and took a piss and, as you might expect, flushed afterwards.

then a minute ago i went back to take a poop, and when i sat down i realized that after i had flushed earlier, for some reason, the toilet had refilled with fairly hot water.

it took me a minute to poop and by the time i was done and wiping my booty, my butt was sweaty. :(

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Turn on the laundry drier and lean in to that for the time being; they're known to do some vibrating too. Or just buy a new one, it's not like they have to be expensive.

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Mete wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Mete wrote:
So I noticed I had blood in my piss and realized to check the long list of side effects my acne medicine causes, and sure enough, it was under common side effects. Good to know it has a reason, just that it's weird that it didn't happen until almost two months after the prescription.


How can an acne medication cause blood in your urine

At what point does a cure meant for your face end up eviscerating your bladder

High vitamin A levels apparently


Not acceptable. Discontinue that medicine pronto.

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D-vid
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Yeah, a medicine that makes your pee bloody as a common side effect shouldn't be taken.

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Mete
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This was after my doctor suggested that I could try increasing my dosage by taking an extra pill every 2 days instead of 2 a day. Think I'll go back to my "normal" dosage and see the results.

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Madican
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The side-effect of a medicine should never be worse than the effect it's supposed to treat.

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Wanted to get myself a sandwich but when I fetched the bread, there wasn't much of it in the bag.

Only a handful of mold.

I washed my hands after touching a very moldy slice of bread, washed it twice. It has no negative effects unless ingested, right?
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Lotharu
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Isn't bread mold penicillin?

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