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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:27 pm 
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My arms are covered in scars from gratuitous yard work and falling and skiing and stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I have a tiny scar on my forehead from what I was hit in the head with a hockey stick when I was a child. There was blood everywhere but it was a tiny cut.

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I have one scar on each side of my face from where a dog bit me on the head at age 4.

Also have a scar under my eyebrow from accidentally hitting my head on a wooden chair arm.

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I have this big gash-looking scars on both thighs that look like I was slashed by a sword or something

I wasn't

My friend's dog's leash scraped against my leg and gave me leashburn

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I feel like I'm the only one here without a scar story.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Just remembered that I have another scar on my left leg from when my mom put a sock that was too tight on it.

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I feel like I'm the only one here without a scar story.


Quick, do something you'll regret later but will give you an awesome battle scar.

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I'VE GOT THE SPLINTER OF WOOD READY

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I'll bring the bricks.

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I have a big scar on my leg that I don't know where it came from.

Also scar on nose and lip from an evil cat.

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That burn from May still has left a mark on my hand, would that be considered a scar?

If it's been there that long, it's a scar bro.

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I've got surgery scars only. Strangely enough getting my leg/knee/portion of face shredded by road didn't leave any. Just the inability to grow a full beard.

So one on the wrist from removing a cyst and one above my ear so after I could hear.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Haha, I heal ridiculously fast, but my skin scars relatively easily.
I have numerous burns on my hands/arms from welding, the oven, and just being a dumb kid with a stick I lit on fire.
I have a little line of knots in the webbing between my thumb and forefinger from where I accidentally shoved a pair of kitchen shears a half inch deep.
On that same thumb, I have a sort of curved, raised scar from where my thumb was split open to the bone by a hammer smashing down on it when I was helping my dad build the garage.
Cuts (raised and discolored) all over my fingers
You know that pale crescent shaped area beneath the back of your fingernail? I don't have that anymore in one of my fingers because of scars beneath my fingernail when someone smashed the crap out of my hand in weight lifting(that is an entrely separate story)
I have one horizontal scar beneath my right eyebrow from when a jackass shoved me face first into a metal pole so hard that the edge of my glasses actually cut me.
On the same eyebrow, I have a verticle scar from when I split my eyebrow by slipping and smacking my forehead on the corner of an open drawer.
I have a set of rather shapeless, purple scars on my left knee, the origins of which are currently unknown.
I also have a scar in my scalp (hair still grows healthily, though) from when I passed out for some reason when I was little and caught the corner of a metal desk.
I have a number of scars from scrapes and punctures on my feet, but those are just from running around barefoot all day erry day. And stepping on the occasional nail or belt prong.

I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of any more off the top of my head


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:40 am 
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I have a scar from surgery for appendicitis when I was six.

I have a scar on my right thumb (mostly faded) from when I was about nine and cut myself with a knife on accident.

I have scars on both my knees (biggest on right knee) from when I fell on large gravel (small stones? whatever) while running when I was 11.


scars

wooo


I'm a careful person, so I don't really have many.

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so my vibrator's wiring sucks and it stopped working and i haven't been able to properly masturbate for like, two weeks and it's driving me crazy

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